9Jul/04
Pet Peeve – Dropped Soap
You're in the shower, lathering up with a bar of soap, and it slips from your hands, landing on the tiles. Without fail it hits on one of the corners, deforming it, and you have to use it with this deformed corner poking you for a few days until it wears down.
6Jan/04
Million Dollar Outfielder
A multi-million dollar a year outfielder in the major leagues who can't/won't hit the cutoff man.